“During my youth, I was not used to divide and conquer,” said a visibly upset Mr. Privilege. “I never used to be a tool for the social justice warriors. In fact, I was used in common farewells such as ‘It’s been a privilege to meet you.’ Now, they don’t even use me in that context. Whenever I am heard in public, someone gets triggered. It makes me really sad.”
Sources confirmed that the word Privilege and White have taken a break. In its place, the word Power has agreed to fill in while Privilege takes a much needed vacation.