MANITOBA — After purging themselves of bottled-up ignorance on a website that allows any morally bankrupt person to have a platform, two women were charged with uttering threats over “shoot an indian” posts. The RCMP swiftly responded to the complaints and administered justice in a timely manner.
“We have to send a strong message that this behaviour on social media can’t be tolerated, unless they actually carry out the murder, then that’s a different story,” said spokesperson Sgt. Paul Manaigre.
“Lord knows what these women would have done if we hadn’t acted quickly,” he said. “They could have followed through with the threats, claimed it was self-defense, and got away with it. The RCMP has been directed to try our best to keep these incidents away from an all-white jury calling the shots. We all know what happened last time that fucking happened.”
Sources confirmed that Facebook has complied with authorities, and will be assigning anybody who makes these kinds of threats to a neo-nazi group on its website.