REGINA — After clearing his throat and tuning his guitar, Sask. Premier Scott Moe announced that he will be singing a tribute to his favourite person in the world.
“He is the closest thing I have to a friend,” said a teary eyed Moe. “These days, I do not have many people like Bradley in my life. He has really shown me how to stand up to that really bad guy, Justin.”
Indigenous leaders were looking forward to hearing the Premiere’s action plan on tackling climate change, but were flummoxed to see him break into a song.
“Look guys,” said FSIN Chief Bobby Cameron. “Let’s give him this moment. Clearly, he is going through separation anxiety and is trying to keep it together.”
Sources at the gathering confirmed that the “Wonderwall” tribute is still going. Some say he is still playing it to this day.