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Indigenous Men Feeling Thrilled They Will Never Be Found In A Viagra Commercial

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Throwing their long braids to the side as they walked taller down the street, Indigenous men in North America took pride in the fact that they will never appear sullen and sad in an erectile dysfunction ad.

“Today is a good day to be Indigenous,” said Robert Builds-The-Fire. “In fact, any day is a good day to be Indigenous when you’re not sulking in a Viagra commercial. Let this be a lesson to anyone out there; you build a nation on stolen land, you lose your erection!”

Sources confirmed that Indigenous men also do not appear in any commercials for Rogain hair growth product. Some have been calling that poetic justice as well.

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