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Teen With Raging Insecurities About His Race Looks Forward To Joining The RCMP One Day

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Preparing himself to take on the mantle of a public servant, Wyatt Hudson revealed his true intentions by wanting to become an RCMP officer.

“I was really inspired after reading the headlines about RCMP brutality against Indigenous people,” said Wyatt. “These officers get away with a lot of questionable shit, which is admirable. After feeling neglected my whole life, I have finally found a group I can identify with. This will be a great way to legally take out my daddy issues on people of colour!”

Sources close to Wyatt also confirmed that due to an absent mother in his childhood, he was also inspired by the high amount of sexual harassment claims opened by over 2,400 women in the RCMP.

 

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