OTTAWA — Marshalling the resources required to create a viral video, RCMP Commissioner Brenda Lucki promised Canadian citizens that their force will work harder to become the YouTube sensations they have been trying to be.
“Our men and women in uniform have been standing off against Indigenous people for years,” said RCMP Commissioner Brenda Lucki. “And this little twerp swoops in and steals all of our thunder. Well, I’ll tell you what! Even if we have to wear MAGA hats ourselves, our next videos will go so viral it will make you even forget there was the Oka crisis.”
Sources confirmed that all the officers will be trained to yell out “World Star!” whenever a fight breaks out between the RCMP and Indigenous people.