Flummoxed at the prospect of admonishing one of their own, Indigenous leader across the country issued a gentle warning to the young member of parliament.
“We understand he is trying to Indigenize parliament but this is too far,” said AFN Chief Perry Bellegarde. “Maybe one day we will be comfortable taking over the institutions that serve to colonize us. Until then, we need this young man to focus on the issues that matter. Or at least focus on obtaining a cabinet position, dammit!”
Evidence obtained by The Feather also alleges that MP Robert Ouelette was planning to implement “Soup and Bannock Thursdays”, Indian leg wrestling for more time question time on the house floor and that Queen Elizabeth would be replaced with Queen Latifa.