After watching the recent surge in bored parents administering frontier medicine, Indigenous people in Canada expressed disappointment in the idea of someone rejecting a vaccine that could save lives.
“Trust me,” said Charlene Littlefoot, Indigenous mother of two. “If our ancestors were given vaccines, they would have slept more soundly with those smallpox blankets that were gifted to us by the white man. There is a beautiful irony in the fact that a so-called civilized nation will still produce some of the most profound idiotic fools we have ever seen.”
Doctors and researchers reject the idea that it causes autism, but they have confirmed that vaccines evidently cause a pro-disease stance in some adults.