Local throat singer Anette Littlefoot expressed disappointment at the first sign of her hair giving up.
“First our land, now my hair,” said Littlefoot. “What next? Am I also going to enjoy eating avocado toast while decimating entire cultures in the name of economic expansion? To my brothers and sisters, forgive me!”
Sources confirmed that she has signed a treaty with her hair to avoid any future loss of her culture because we all know nothing bad ever happens when signing those things.