After finally tapering off the deadly Covid-19 virus in their country, China's government announced their true intentions behind...

As the nation retreats into their own quarters to heal from a hideous plague that has swept throughout the entire world, a familiar group...

After nearly every province declared state of emergencies, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau called on Canada's seasoned professionals when...

The distant drums of reconciliation finally made their way into the hearts of Canadians as the 2019 curtain draws to a close. Across the...

Boasting about his political party's non-approach to Indigenous issues, Andrew Scheer made a promise that they would raise the percentage...

Extolling the virtues of white nationalism and sacrificing oneself for a country they never built, a 300 lb diabetic meatbag announced...

An exasperated nation reported that they would rather just stay the fuck at home on election day. When pressed on which candidate has...

OTTAWA - Reflecting on the incredibly difficult road that brought him there, a privileged white male discussed his plans to deal with...

Descending upon election season with a grimace on their face, Canada's Indigenous people will decide exactly how they want to be fucked.

Exhausted by the anguish of conducting a nation-wide search for the two “kind and considerate” murder suspects,

OTTAWA — In a fiery speech to the House of Commons, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced that his government will begin a program to...

In a bold reconciliation move, Canada’s police commissioners announced a new initiative designed to mend relations with the country’s...

After watching the recent surge in bored parents administering frontier medicine, Indigenous people in Canada expressed disappointment in...

OTTAWA — Marshalling the resources required to create a viral video, RCMP Commissioner Brenda Lucki promised Canadian citizens that their...

Throwing their long braids to the side as they walked taller down the street, Indigenous men in North America took pride in the fact that...

EDMONTON — Crying to her herself while putting on the “Sexy Cherokee” outfit, white girl Callie Smith was looking forward to enjoying...

MANITOBA — After purging themselves of bottled-up ignorance on a website that allows any morally bankrupt person to have a platform, two...

TORONTO— “It may not look like much now, but it will be when they are on display behind tempered glass and educational plaques,” said...

ALBERTA — Responding to the recent report issued by Statistics Canada on the soaring rates of incarcerated Indigenous youth, former Prime...

BRITISH COLUMBIA – “It’s everywhere,” said Thomas Redbear of Little Foot First Nation. “The other day I was goose hunting and I slipped...