RCMP Says “Concerning” Arrest Video Doesn’t Contain Entire 152 Year Practice Of Police Brutality
“Look,” said RCMP Commissioner, Brenda Lucki. “We know how to handle this media shitstorm, because the fact of the matter is, we have...
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In Reconciliation Move, Police Will Do Land Acknowledgement Before Arresting Indigenous People
In a bold reconciliation move, Canada’s police commissioners announced a new initiative designed to mend relations with the country’s...
Ghost Of Trudeau Sr. Returns To Console Son: “Thought I Told You To Not Mess With The Indians"
OTTAWA – With a grey fog suddenly appearing in the hallways of 24 Sussex Drive, the haunting ghost of Pierre Trudeau slowly opened the...
Nation Shocked That A Government With A History Of Colonialism Would Do This To An Indigenous Woman
Speaking on the recent developments on the whole SNC-Lavelin affair, local painter Robert Paulsen expressed his grief and despair over...
Shit Show Proves PM Is Willing To Intervene In Justice For SNC-Lavalin, But Not Justice For Colton
In a move that has literally surprised no one, former Justice Minister and Attorney General, Jody Wilson-Raybould resigned from Trudeau’s...
Indigenous Woman’s “Rich White Girl” Identity Somehow Made Her Sexual Assault Case
VANCOUVER — Flipping her blonde hair to the side while walking to the Range Rover, Taylor Smith just finished submitting a police report...
Stephen Harper Disappointed At The 92% Incarceration Rate Among Indigenous Youth, Says “We Could Go
ALBERTA — Responding to the recent report issued by Statistics Canada on the soaring rates of incarcerated Indigenous youth, former Prime...
Law Firms Introduce “6th Lawsuit Free” Promotion for Indigenous People
TORONTO — Recognizing the litigious needs of their most disenfranchised clients, law firms in Canada have revealed a promotion that...
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