Old White Man Grappling With Idea Of Foreigners Taking All The Stolen Land
Sneering into the camera and yelling incoherent words into the camera, a senior citizen unleashed a racist tirade on live television...
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Jody Wilson-Raybould Caught Bribing Libyan Dictators, Trudeau Promptly Reinstates Her As AG
In an unexpected sequence of events, former Justice Minister and Attorney General, Jody Wilson-Raybould, has been accused of bribing...
Breaking: Award-Winning News Company Uncovers Senator Lynn Beyak’s Top Secret Website
In probably one of the most incredible and daring displays of journalism in the modern century, The Feather News has just unearthed...
Nation Shocked That A Government With A History Of Colonialism Would Do This To An Indigenous Woman
Speaking on the recent developments on the whole SNC-Lavelin affair, local painter Robert Paulsen expressed his grief and despair over...
Shit Show Proves PM Is Willing To Intervene In Justice For SNC-Lavalin, But Not Justice For Colton
In a move that has literally surprised no one, former Justice Minister and Attorney General, Jody Wilson-Raybould resigned from Trudeau’s...
Indigenous Voters Just Choosing Whichever Political Party Fucks With The Most Lube At This Point
Expressing a mixture of hope and confusion, Indigenous people in Canada outlined their voting plans for the upcoming 2019 federal...
Treaty Gathering Held Up By Scott Moe Playing His Version Of “Wonderwall” As A Tribute T
REGINA — After clearing his throat and tuning his guitar, Sask. Premier Scott Moe announced that he will be singing a tribute to his...
Canada Officially Declares Indigenous People As Endangered Species
OTTAWA — Recognizing that the current plight of its Indigenous people will lead to extinction, the Canadian government announced...
Stephen Harper Disappointed At The 92% Incarceration Rate Among Indigenous Youth, Says “We Could Go
ALBERTA — Responding to the recent report issued by Statistics Canada on the soaring rates of incarcerated Indigenous youth, former Prime...
Senator Lynn Beyak Pushes Back By Revealing How Many Indigenous People She Really Knows
OTTAWA — “I know a lot of indians,” said a defiant Senator Lynn Beyak. “Most of them are good people. In fact, I keep a journal of all...
Indigenous Children In Canada Now Issued Protest Signs At Birth
OTTAWA — In a stunning change of policy, the Canadian government has announced groundbreaking new legislation for Indigenous children on...
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