RCMP Wishes For Simpler Times Like When They Could Just Give Up While Searching For Indigenous Women
Exhausted by the anguish of conducting a nation-wide search for the two “kind and considerate” murder suspects,
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RCMP Says “Concerning” Arrest Video Doesn’t Contain Entire 152 Year Practice Of Police Brutality
“Look,” said RCMP Commissioner, Brenda Lucki. “We know how to handle this media shitstorm, because the fact of the matter is, we have...
In Reconciliation Move, Police Will Do Land Acknowledgement Before Arresting Indigenous People
In a bold reconciliation move, Canada’s police commissioners announced a new initiative designed to mend relations with the country’s...
RCMP Vow To Gain More Views On Their Standoff Videos Than The MAGA Hat Kid
OTTAWA — Marshalling the resources required to create a viral video, RCMP Commissioner Brenda Lucki promised Canadian citizens that their...
Teen With Raging Insecurities About His Race Looks Forward To Joining The RCMP One Day
Preparing himself to take on the mantle of a public servant, Wyatt Hudson revealed his true intentions by wanting to become an RCMP...
RCMP Vows To Find New Ways To Criminalize Indigenous People Now That Marijuana Will Be Legal
OTTAWA — Flanked by her senior staff members, RCMP Commissioner Brenda Lucki outlined the organization’s new strategy to combat the...
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