Indigenous Woman Submits DNA To Ancestry.com, Results Come Back “Pregnant”MANITOBA — “I just wanted to know how Indigenous I really am,” said Valerie Two-Sheds from Pickled Pine First Nation. “The reluctance to...
Oil-Soaked Indigenous Man Says Living Off The Land “Probably Not A Good Idea”BRITISH COLUMBIA – “It’s everywhere,” said Thomas Redbear of Little Foot First Nation. “The other day I was goose hunting and I slipped...
Trans Mountain Pipeline To Become Honorary Tribe Member For Indigenous CommunityALBERTA – Recognizing the economic need of establishing an oil empire, a First Nations reserve in Alberta has accepted the Trans Mountain...
Kanye West Reveals Indigenous Ancestry By Releasing New Song “Brown Skinhead”CHICAGO — “I just knew I had that fire inside me,” said a highly energized Kanye West. “There was always that voice calling out to me in...
Indigenous Community Opens Up First Casino Themed High-SchoolMANITOBA — In a breaking-new approach to education on-reserves, Little Foot First Nation has opened their doors to students hoping for a...
Law Firms Introduce “6th Lawsuit Free” Promotion for Indigenous PeopleTORONTO — Recognizing the litigious needs of their most disenfranchised clients, law firms in Canada have revealed a promotion that...
Indigenous Children In Canada Now Issued Protest Signs At BirthOTTAWA — In a stunning change of policy, the Canadian government has announced groundbreaking new legislation for Indigenous children on...