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Sask. School Forced To Shut Down After Reconciliation Outbreak

Saskatoon - Attempting to mitigate the damage done by a few rogue students bent on giving their land back to Indigenous people, Principal...

Desperate To Oppress Covid-19 With Government Resources, Canada Offers To Sign A Treaty With It

Rejoicing at the idea of bringing back the oldest Canadian trick in the book, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced a new plan of...

RCMP Announce Shooter's True Motives Will Be Revealed During His Inevitable Special On Netflix

After hearing news about the mass shooting that took place in Nova Scotia, RCMP Commissioner Brenda Lucki and Netflix Chief Content...

Canada's Grandma Assures Public She Is Still Absolutely Useless In Times Like These

After addressing the entire world in a heartfelt and warming message of hope, Queen Elizabeth II assured everyone that the Royal Family...

Indigenous People Mostly Upset That Covid-19 Didn't Even Do A Land Acknowledgement

After hearing word that the Coronavirus entered Indigenous territory without conducting the proper protocols, Assembly of First Nations...

Report: You Can Go Ahead And Throw Away That 2020 Planner

Nation Misses Days When The Only Thing Disrupting Economy Was Rail Blockades

After a record number of people applied for Employment Insurance in Canada, citizens took time to reminisce on the days when times were...

Quarantined Racist's Computer Breaks Down, Forcing Him To Speak With Colored Person In Tech Support

After experiencing what can only be described as the "bane of the white man", local racist Bruce Johnson threw a keyboard across his...

Minister of Transportation Announces That All Canadian Geese Have Made It Home Safe And Sound

Canada rejoiced at the news that the last goose has made it home after being summoned home early from their winter vacation. "We really...

China Admits It's All An Elaborate Ploy To Give Indigenous People Their Land Back

After finally tapering off the deadly Covid-19 virus in their country, China's government announced their true intentions behind...

As Canada Quarantines, Bison Appear On The Plains As Indigenous People Roam Freely Once Again

As the nation retreats into their own quarters to heal from a hideous plague that has swept throughout the entire world, a familiar group...

Seasoned Indigenous Communities Summoned To Assist With Nation's First State Of Emergency

After nearly every province declared state of emergencies, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau called on Canada's seasoned professionals when...