Liberals Reveal It Was An Elaborate Prank Just To See Conservatives Listen To An Indigenous Woman
Announcing that the recent SNC-Lavelin scandal was just a hoax, Prime Minister Trudeau and his cabinet members began laughing menacingly...
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Ghost Of Trudeau Sr. Returns To Console Son: “Thought I Told You To Not Mess With The Indians"
OTTAWA – With a grey fog suddenly appearing in the hallways of 24 Sussex Drive, the haunting ghost of Pierre Trudeau slowly opened the...
Man Who Knows Every Marvel Character Has No Idea What Treaty Number He Lives In
Expressing profound joy over knowing every origin story of his favorite comic book characters, Tanner Flip-Flops stumbled upon the...
Nation Shocked That A Government With A History Of Colonialism Would Do This To An Indigenous Woman
Speaking on the recent developments on the whole SNC-Lavelin affair, local painter Robert Paulsen expressed his grief and despair over...
Uncovered Portrait Of John A. Macdonald Gifted To Indigenous People Evidence Of Very First Dick Pic
VICTORIA – In a stunning discovery, historians at the Royal BC Museum uncovered a 6 x 9 hand-drawn portrait of Sir John A. Macdonald...
Shit Show Proves PM Is Willing To Intervene In Justice For SNC-Lavalin, But Not Justice For Colton
In a move that has literally surprised no one, former Justice Minister and Attorney General, Jody Wilson-Raybould resigned from Trudeau’s...
Trudeau Doubles Down On Reconciliation Efforts By Unveiling His Eagle Feather Tramp Stamp
OTTAWA — Regarding his administration as the architect of modern-day reconciliation, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced he has...
News Monologue #3 – 3 Ways To PROPERLY Protest
News correspondent, Danny Knight, outlines three tips to effectively overthrow whoever you are protesting against. Sharing is caring:
News Monologue #2 – 60 Scoops Of WTF!!!
Our news correspondent, Danny Knight takes us on a deep dive through the 60’s Scoop and how it has affected Indigenous communities....
Company’s Only Indigenous Employee Beginning To Think She Is Just There To Pad Diversity Numbers
TORONTO — Realizing that her salary far outweighs the disadvantages of working for a company that doesn’t appreciate her skills and...
Indigenous Voters Just Choosing Whichever Political Party Fucks With The Most Lube At This Point
Expressing a mixture of hope and confusion, Indigenous people in Canada outlined their voting plans for the upcoming 2019 federal...
RCMP Vow To Gain More Views On Their Standoff Videos Than The MAGA Hat Kid
OTTAWA — Marshalling the resources required to create a viral video, RCMP Commissioner Brenda Lucki promised Canadian citizens that their...
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