White Friend Now An Expert On Race Relations After Watching A Few YouTube Videos
A local friend who works as a sandwich artist had some wise words for an Indigenous college student while both were out enjoying a few...
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Website Promises To Help Indigenous Couples Find Out If They're Cousins, Will Be Called Incestry.com
Still reeling from their first date, Misty Littlefoot had an ominous feeling about the man she had just met. “I thought to myself this...
Indigenous People Will Call Reconciliation “The Clit” Due To Privileged Males Inability To Find It
After a series of unfortunate events leading up to the name change, a group of Indigenous leaders announced a new strategy on their path...
Trudeau Dusts Off And Appoints John A. Macdonald Statue To Minister Of Indigenous Services
OTTAWA — After brushing off the dust and debris from the old statue, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau wiped a tear off his cheek and...
Justin Trudeau Stands Up To Saudi Arabia By Showing Them How To Properly Suppress Human Rights
OTTAWA — Outlining that no one knows better than Canada on extinguishing human rights, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau addressed the media...
Live Action Remake Of Pocahontas A Chance For Disney To Accurately Portray Harmful Stereotypes In HD
After toasting other Disney executives atop their ivory castle, Chief Executive Officer Robert Iger announced plans for a reboot of the...
News Reporter Interviews Deer In Vain Attempt “To Connect With The Local Indians”
After discussing the intricacies of bark biting and insurance fraud, CBC news reporter Tanner Smith looked over to Indigenous onlookers...
Ecstatic Police Officer Wins Pool On How Many Racist Headlines They Made In 2018
THUNDER BAY — Celebrating his $500 gift card to Applebee’s, Constable Joseph Smith remarked on his accurate guess on how much negative...
Thunder Bay Police Steps Down From Hosting The Oscars Following Allegations Of Racist Behavior
THUNDER BAY — Embattled police chief, Sylvie Haulth tendered the force’s resignation as host of the 2019 Oscar Awards after a damning...
Teen With Raging Insecurities About His Race Looks Forward To Joining The RCMP One Day
Preparing himself to take on the mantle of a public servant, Wyatt Hudson revealed his true intentions by wanting to become an RCMP...
Hollywood Approves Indigenous Remake Of “Fast & Furious” Movie, Will Be Called "Swift & Ever Sick"
LOS ANGELES — In a racial victory for Indigenous people everywhere, Universal Pictures approved a landmark deal that will see the highly...
Report: New Year’s Resolutions Renamed To New Year’s Treaties For Obvious Reasons
Preparing for the onslaught of broken promises and false hopes, Indigenous people in Canada proposed a name change to the popular...
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