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New Trespassing Laws In SK Shows There Are No Greater Experts On Entering Land Uninvited Than White
SASKATOON — New research by a team of social scientists at the University of Saskatchewan revealed that reasonable and pragmatic policy...
Indigenous Men Feeling Thrilled They Will Never Be Found In A Viagra Commercial
Throwing their long braids to the side as they walked taller down the street, Indigenous men in North America took pride in the fact that...
Reserve Says “Fuck It”, Sells Land To Nestle In Exchange For Clean Water
ONTARIO — Frustrated by the red tape of supplying basic human needs by the Canadian government, a northern reserve in Ontario has struck...
Indigenous Veteran Settled In Post-War Europe After Realizing Conditions Were Better Than Living In
LONDON — Astounded at the level of freedoms his white cousins across the pond were enjoying, Gary Littlefoot decided to dissolve his...
Treaty Gathering Held Up By Scott Moe Playing His Version Of “Wonderwall” As A Tribute T
REGINA — After clearing his throat and tuning his guitar, Sask. Premier Scott Moe announced that he will be singing a tribute to his...
Next Year’s Munk Debate Will Just Feature The Dalai Lama Breathing Along Side The Nation For 3
TORONTO — After a contentious few weeks, Aurea Foundation spokesperson Rudyard Griffiths announced a new change in direction for the...
Inuit Leaders Call Out Feds: “If We’re Paying $27 For A Carton Of Orange Juice, It Bette
NUNAVUT — Unmoved by the promises of the Liberal government, Inuit leaders called for a change to the Nutrition North program. “For...
Indigenous Woman’s “Rich White Girl” Identity Somehow Made Her Sexual Assault Case
VANCOUVER — Flipping her blonde hair to the side while walking to the Range Rover, Taylor Smith just finished submitting a police report...
This Year’s “Sexy Cherokee” Costume Comes With Full Experience Of Oppression And Disenfranchisement
EDMONTON — Crying to her herself while putting on the “Sexy Cherokee” outfit, white girl Callie Smith was looking forward to enjoying...
Supreme Court Rules MPs And Indigenous People Will Have To Settle Things By Indian Leg Wrestling
OTTAWA — In a unanimous decision, the Supreme Court of Canada has ruled that legislation introduced in parliament that may impede upon...
Humanity Issues Final Warning To Climate Scientists
Still feeling outraged by the recent threats from climate scientists, a group of angry citizens issued a 936-page report condemning the...
RCMP Vows To Find New Ways To Criminalize Indigenous People Now That Marijuana Will Be Legal
OTTAWA — Flanked by her senior staff members, RCMP Commissioner Brenda Lucki outlined the organization’s new strategy to combat the...
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