OTTAWA – With a grey fog suddenly appearing in the hallways of 24 Sussex Drive, the haunting ghost of Pierre Trudeau slowly opened the door to the master bedroom. “What have you […]
Expressing profound joy over knowing every origin story of his favorite comic book characters, Tanner Flip-Flops stumbled upon the question when asked about the treaties in Canada. “Treaties?” said Tanner. “I never […]
Nation Shocked That A Government With A Brutal History Of Colonial Rule Would Ever Do This To An Indigenous Person
Speaking on the recent developments on the whole SNC-Lavelin affair, local painter Robert Paulsen expressed his grief and despair over the whole matter. “It just doesn’t make sense to me. She seemed […]
Health Canada Introduces “Cletus The Indigenous Fetus” To Educate The Public About Their Coerced Sterilization Program
OTTAWA — In an attempt to allay any concerns the public may have on the recent accusations that doctors and nurses imposed sterilization procedures on marginalized women, Health Canada introduced a new […]
Historians Uncover Self-Portrait Of John A. Macdonald Gifted To Indigenous People As Evidence Of The World’s Very First Dick Pic
VICTORIA – In a stunning discovery, historians at the Royal BC Museum uncovered a 6 x 9 hand-drawn portrait of Sir John A. Macdonald found in correspondence sent back and forth between […]
Shit Show Proves The PMO Is Willing To Intervene In Justice For SNC-Lavalin, But Not Justice For Colton
In a move that has literally surprised no one, former Justice Minister and Attorney General, Jody Wilson-Raybould resigned from Trudeau’s cabinet this morning. “My only message is this,” said legal analyst, Anthony […]
OTTAWA — Regarding his administration as the architect of modern-day reconciliation, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced he has gotten a new tattoo in recognition of his efforts. “Sometimes you just gotta pat […]
News correspondent, Danny Knight, outlines three tips to effectively overthrow whoever you are protesting against.
Our news correspondent, Danny Knight takes us on a deep dive through the 60’s Scoop and how it has affected Indigenous communities.
Company’s Only Indigenous Employee Beginning To Think She Is Just There To Pad The Diversity Numbers
TORONTO — Realizing that her salary far outweighs the disadvantages of working for a company that doesn’t appreciate her skills and abilities, Misty Littlefoot outlined her realizations of being the start-up company’s […]