CALGARY — A team of researchers have released a report undermining the effects of typing into your little devices for the sake of a social cause. “The amount of bullshit hashtags and the […]
Breaking: New Study Confirms That A Tweet And A Themed Profile Picture Does Literally Next To Nothing In A Time Of Need
Indigenous Man Lost After New Vision Quest App Leads Him To Middle Of Lake
BRITISH COLUMBIA — After traversing the rough terrain of dense forests and a failed assent towards the peak of the Rockies, Richard Redbear called it a day. “This new app keeps telling me […]
The Word “Privilege” Shocked To Find It Has Been Weaponized Against Its Own Will
“During my youth, I was not used to divide and conquer,” said a visibly upset Mr. Privilege. “I never used to be a tool for the social justice warriors. In fact, I […]
Facebook To Introduce “Smoke Signals” Font To Assuage Pressure From Indigenous Groups
TORONTO — In a bid to become more inclusive and maintain favour among Indigenous communities in North America, Facebook Inc. will roll out a font to honour “those who walked before us”. […]
Indigenous Child Living In Poverty Looking Forward To Being Displayed In A Museum One Day
TORONTO— “It may not look like much now, but it will be when they are on display behind tempered glass and educational plaques,” said Fletcher Williams who is an art curator at […]
Indigenous Landlords Allow Their Tenants To Celebrate 151 Years, Just Be Done By 10 PM
CANADA — Lifting up their little cute flags in celebration, non-Indigenous people in Canada were overwhelmed to hear the approval of their landlords. “We don’t ask for much from Indigenous people,” said Tanner […]
Stephen Harper Disappointed At The 92% Incarceration Rate Among Indigenous Youth, Says “We Could Go Higher”
ALBERTA — Responding to the recent report issued by Statistics Canada on the soaring rates of incarcerated Indigenous youth, former Prime Minister Stephen Harper said, “We tried hard to get that number in […]
Indigenous People In Canada Celebrate Their One Day While Sharks Get A Whole Week
CANADA — On June 21st, a nation comes together to celebrate the rich cultural history of Indigenous people and also pay honour to the ancestral heritage of the first inhabitants in Canada. But […]
Senator Lynn Beyak Pushes Back By Revealing How Many Indigenous People She Really Knows
OTTAWA — “I know a lot of indians,” said a defiant Senator Lynn Beyak. “Most of them are good people. In fact, I keep a journal of all the indians I meet in […]
Leaked Avengers 4 Script Reveals Hawkeye To Be Marvel’s First Indigenous Superhero
LOS ANGELES — “Now that the secret is out. I just cannot believe it took everyone this long to figure it out,” said Jeremy Renner who plays Hawkeye in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. […]