ALBERTA – Recognizing the economic need of establishing an oil empire, a First Nations reserve in Alberta has accepted the Trans Mountain pipeline as one of its honorary members. “This is exactly […]
Trans Mountain Pipeline To Become Honorary Tribe Member For Indigenous Community
Kanye West Reveals Indigenous Ancestry By Releasing New Song “Brown Skinhead”
CHICAGO — “I just knew I had that fire inside me,” said a highly energized Kanye West. “There was always that voice calling out to me in the distance, telling me that I’m […]
Indigenous Community Opens Up First Casino Themed High-School
MANITOBA — In a breaking-new approach to education on-reserves, Little Foot First Nation has opened their doors to students hoping for a better way of life. “When they walk through the front doors, […]
Law Firms Introduce “6th Lawsuit Free” Promotion for Indigenous People
TORONTO — Recognizing the litigious needs of their most disenfranchised clients, law firms in Canada have revealed a promotion that rewards loyalty and offers incentives for those who wish to pursue legal battles […]
Indigenous Children In Canada Now Issued Protest Signs At Birth
OTTAWA — In a stunning change of policy, the Canadian government has announced groundbreaking new legislation for Indigenous children on reserves. “We just know we’re onto something with this new bill,” said […]