Canadian News Editors Vow To Make Indigenous Journalism More Profitable For Their Businesses

Responding to the lack of Indigenous journalists in the newsroom, Stanley Smith released a bold plan to increase profits by hiring more lucrative Indigenous journalists.

”The entire industry is under fire for its lack of diversity in the newsroom," said a defiant Smith. "And this cutting edge development plan for Indigenous journalists to create more profitable news articles is just the right medicine. We think that there are more than enough tragedies that we can turn an honest profit when it comes to Indigenous news if we have a healthy amount of journalists willing to sensationalize content for clicks. Even better if they come from those communities!"

Sources close to the nation's most powerful editors confirmed that they are also looking to profit from any other diversity led initiatives the nation wants to bring up against an industry in bed with advertisers.