Indigenous People Post Canada On Kijiji In Bid To Buy Country Back

After posting Canada for sale on Kijiji, Indigenous people sat back and waited for all the offers to come piling in.

"It's the nuclear option, but an option no less," said Thomas Littlefoot. "It's old and tattered second-hand country but we feel we can get a good price for it. If anyone tries to undercut the asking price, well that's all part of the plan because we are the ones who are going to buy it anyways for a rock-bottom price of $1.00."

At press time, Kijiji user Erin2063957 sent the seller a message asking "if this item is still available" and they haven't heard from them since. Another one asked "to come look at it" but never showed up.