This Asshole Built A Railroad, Now We All Have To Work A 9 to 5

Expressing incredible grief and frustration at the thought of spending the best years of his life taking orders from overly-happy customers, blue collar worker Timothy McFadden threw down his apron and ruefully punched the clock out button.

"Literally the biggest asshole!" yelled out Timothy, a local sandwich artist. "Canada's Hitler wasn't content with wiping out Indians, he had to go and build a railroad and an economy, thereby condemning me to stand here placing soggy meat between bread just so my landlord can sit on his ass all day! Fuck John! Fuck!"

Sources confirmed that Timothy was promoted to standing on the corner wearing a cold cut bikini combo. "One dollar raise," he shrugged as he waved to oncoming traffic.